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[dilly]

i love my cat..

this is my Cat



If i take a shower and get out, while i'm trying to get dressed and fidget with drying myself off, she tries to clean my arms. Every now and then giving off a "mew' that says "dirty humans..."

she's adorable, i lover her..

BUT WHY DID YOU PISS ON MY SHOES???

Now i have to throw out my favorite shoes, because cat smell and foot smell will never come out of them. *cries and wipes away the fake tears* meh, i wore throughthe soles on them anyways. bu-bye fav shoes! i'll replace you!

Comments

[janusd.livejournal.com]

She looks so delightfully smug. "What are you looking at, filthy human male?"

[draxa.livejournal.com]

Perhaps the question is not "Why did you piss on my shoes" but

What did those shoes do to piss off the cat?

[lazalanti.livejournal.com]

One of my cats peed on my drafting table last night. My WOOD drafting table. I think as revenge I'll stop using it as a regular table and prop it up at an angle and actually use it as a drafting table.